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- "You did it for yourself, so did Little Boy"
- ―Albert Hammond
- "All I know is Albert's had potential. He's plenty stupid sometimes."
- "What Albert doesn't understand is making it big ain't all about throwing punches. That's my two cents worth."
- Unfortunately, the question as to why anybody would choose to name a character after an atomic bomb remains unanswered.