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I read this somewhere and just laughed.
- When you arrived at the scene of the crime, make sure to touch every single piece of evidence with your bare hands.
- If a person blinks, they're lying.
- When running through crossfire, always make sure to casually adjust your hat.
- Threaten to send everyone to the gas chamber.
- If a person's face twitches, he's telling the truth.
- When apprehending a suspect, make sure to announce your presence when you are a good 30 feet away from him, thus giving him ample time to run away from you.
- When interrogating a suspect, make sure to yell at them for no particular reason at all.
- Running people over with your car is okay, but only if you have the siren on.
- Treat your partner like your personal chauffeur.
- If he lives in apartment 2, he's a criminal.
- If he wears a size 8 shoe, he's a serial killer.