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How to solve crimes like Cole Phelps

Messi1983 January 5, 2013 User blog:Messi1983

I read this somewhere and just laughed.

  • When you arrived at the scene of the crime, make sure to touch every single piece of evidence with your bare hands.
  • If a person blinks, they're lying.
  • When running through crossfire, always make sure to casually adjust your hat.
  • Threaten to send everyone to the gas chamber.
  • If a person's face twitches, he's telling the truth.
  • When apprehending a suspect, make sure to announce your presence when you are a good 30 feet away from him, thus giving him ample time to run away from you.
  • When interrogating a suspect, make sure to yell at them for no particular reason at all.
  • Running people over with your car is okay, but only if you have the siren on.
  • Treat your partner like your personal chauffeur.
  • If he lives in apartment 2, he's a criminal.
  • If he wears a size 8 shoe, he's a serial killer.

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