The Milkman

aka Kenneth Cummings

  • I was born on November 21
  • I am a cyborg, but that's OK.
  • The Milkman

    L.A. Noire Life Lessons

    December 22, 2011 by The Milkman

    L.A. Noire features a faithfully recreated Los Angeles and a realistic law enforcement experience for players to enjoy. Here is some of what I learned whilst driving around the City of Angels.

    • No one ever goes quietly; It's common belief that resisting arrest is a great idea, and that punching cops will help you get away with any crime.
    • A real detective invistigates everything in a crime scene. Even the cigarette butts.
    • Police officers often take any car they want, just because they like the colour better.
    • If you commandeer someone's car, then immediately get out, the person who owns will no longer want it.
    • Criminals often record their misdeeds in the company ledger.
    • You can harshly accuse someone of the same thing and politely apologise for it mul…

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